Actually, that's a lie.  Nothing funny has ever happened to me, near me, through me, about me, under me, before me, around me, or in me.  I am prepositionally and comedically impeded.  I'm also never right.  Luckily I don't care.

Okay, I'll start with the money part.  I used to take away people's homes for a living.  Then I tried being a property manager.  That actually was going really well, but the business wasn't large enough for me to be able to go on vacation or even take a weekend off without being irresponsible.  In the back of my mind I was weighing how I could grow it to that level or, in the alternative, whether I should consider other options.  Life took a turn that made it impossible to be available to my clients and tenants at all hours of the day and night when my father died.  So I've decided to go back to school as I weigh my options.  I still have a company that I own, and it's probably going to play a big part in my vast fortune in the long run.

I have a particularly awful picture of me up somewhere that you can find it.  I promise I'll replace it as soon as something cool (like a talented photographer) inspires me.

I have taken exactly one long walk on the beach, with my best friend, who is now married, and not to me.

I created this page because, I reasoned, if Bill Gates will pay me to forward a billion emails, shouldn't he want to really cash in on people who create their own domains?

I enjoy writing, especially using really, really big words, and lots of them.  I wouldn't have a web page otherwise.  I've written a few short stories, a couple of poems, and had a poorly-formed idea for a novel once.  I've been published, but never paid for my writing.  However, I'm not stupid.  All content found on the domain www.otherlleft.com is © 2005-6 by Terence P Ward unless otherwise specified.  No material from this domain may be used without the creator's permission.  Contact us if permission is requested.